i was sitting in my car
trying not to cough
listening to your radio show
when did you become so indie cool
playing every last right song
you look good in uniform
do you remember
when all of those eighth grade girls
would tease you mercilessly
you're dumber than god
you're dumber than god
you're dumber than...
i was sitting in my car
thinking about my socks
when i heard your report
a new way to menace
like an embarrassing uncle
that just doesn't know when to shut up
do you remember
taking karate
and feeling so powerless
you're dumber than god
you're dumber than god
you're dumber than...
i was sitting in my car
too shocked to turn it off
when i heard your voice on an ad
maybe your prince slacker charming
will come and wipe your bum
as you go save the world
do you remember
sitting around by yourself
crafting your persona
you're dumber than god
you're dumber than god
yeah uh-huh
marc - vocals, guitars, acoustic guitar
lonnie - keyboards
janie - clarinet, trumpet
aileen-violin
written by marc